"You can't tell your Eanus from your elbow. Wait, I mean anus from your elbow. Well, whatever. Forget it. You're just stupid is all."
by Ghetto_Super_Soaker October 20, 2015
Get the anus mug.When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
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Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.
Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.
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Get the Anu mug.An anus is a part of the human body, considered at the butt. People use this term as a dirtier way to say butt.
“His anus was huge”
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