If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today

A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.

"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante

by Mr. SnowmanPants April 12, 2011

Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.

Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010

i dont care that you broke your elbow

A vine refrence, often used by school children when are, or are acting like they are angry.

I dont care that you broke your elbow *chuckles*

by Aiden_the_thicc_whale May 25, 2018

booty bammin' slammin' I mean hot DANG

A term of endearment for someone who is very attractive.

That person was booty bammin' slammin' I mean hot DANG!

by medieval_meiser May 26, 2016

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yeetus beetus can i sniff your feetus is a sentence made by ozeye optis

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by ozeye optips June 12, 2020

I just Wanna Dance and Wave My Hammer

When there is a lot going on and you just want to dance and have a good time. Hammer is interchangeable for any item that is in your hand when you are ready to dance.

Geoffrey: Oh my god, this meeting is so boring.
Lauren: Are we ever gonna get to the club?
Donovan: I know I just wanna dance and wave my hammer.
Meng: Me too, CFW

by HoldenPhrases June 10, 2011

I don't understand why you searched this up

Why... what do you hope to gain from this

Tell me why, (ain't nothing but a heartache), tell me why ( ain't nothing but a mistake)

But for real why did you look this up?
I don't understand why you searched this up

by IconicFlame June 7, 2021