balls illness

the urge to stroke balls gently

all you can think of are balls

-whats wrong with u man
-i have balls illness can i stroke ur balls pls

by 6dilf_lover9 May 27, 2023

Keegan C. Ball

Keegan C. Ball is a specialist in the art of the griddy. Keegan was born somewhere on a day in a year between now and then and he has take this time to perfect his art and will continue to do so till his last breath. Keegan C. Ball is truly a man of the future and is working to make the world a better place every day with his alpha male attitude that he uses on the daily to sweep the competitive field of big 2. Keegan C. Ball is also known for losing money in the recent 2024 super bowl but he did in fact get the Gatorade colour correct. What a legend.

Person 1: Keegan C. Ball just stole my bitch
Person 2: Are you surprised?
Person 1: no.

by MrMeseek April 7, 2024

savage fluff ball

It's actually the most savage person
but inside she is the biggest fluff ball that loves and wants to protect his friends ♥

Izzy is such a savage fluff ball! I live her so much ♡

by savagev May 21, 2018

Low-Balling

Pose a question or challenge to someone knowing they can't answer it.

You're low-balling me by asking about engineering, you know I've never liked math.

by ´rcvtybunim,o November 24, 2024

Cock n' Ball Torture

When a chicken and a basketball get fucking beat so hard the cock can't produce any more eggs, and the basketball can't be played with.

Cock n' Ball Torture is a good way to not pay child support

by 53414539 April 29, 2022

Zecking-ball

Zeck.app is an application from celebrity spokesperson, Ed Norton, that is intended to allow people to work collaboratively on presentations for board meetings. Zecking-ball means you've put your presentation materials up for review and your boss comes in like a wrecking ball with no less than 5 comments about your material.

Example: I just posted my slides for review and the boss came in like a Zecking-ball and now I have to start all over.

by SpinningFreak March 18, 2025

All sack, no ball.

When someone has no deeper things to them,

Or they just keep nothing to themselves.
So if you take them at face value, it's not going to affect anything.

X: nah, don't invite Z to the game.
Y: why not? he's not that bad.
X: I just don't like him, he's all sack, no ball.
Y: yeah, good point.

by Vulcana April 10, 2023