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Chipmunk sex

Chipmunk sex is when you put your testicles in someone's mouth.

Yummy balls ๐Ÿ‘
"Hey Winds, ever had chipmunk sex?"
by Emoji.gg_Member January 23, 2023
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Dexter sex

When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.
"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."
by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017
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Sex

1) The gender one is born as

2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)

3) You know
1)
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female

2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."

3) you know you know
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
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Monkey sex

When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.
IM GONNA CUM IM MASTERBATING TO MONKEY SEX ITS TURNING ME ON
by penis38485 February 12, 2025
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Sex

I had sex with your mom last night, Gary.
God damnit, Steve!
by soupslush July 15, 2023
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Sex

My sex is male
by The Oity One January 24, 2025
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