by Jeff from Amsterdam October 13, 2023
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"hey dude i was wondering should we look at the definition of cheese"
"if you will lmao, read it out"
"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"
"nevermind"
"if you will lmao, read it out"
"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"
"nevermind"
by RF5C January 15, 2025
Get the sexmug. Sex story: My girlfriend was next to me, snuggling up to me as we watched a movie. We had been sitting there for awhile. The movie was sappy and romantic… but suddenly, it came to a sex scene. It was a hot scene too, the man pounding a woman on a desk relentlessly. I couldn’t help but feel my dick start to harden. My girlfriend noticed, and straddled me. I gasped in surprise as she kissed me, my dick now fully erect. “Wanna take this to the bedroom?” She groaned, and I nodded. We rushed up there, hurriedly undressing. We got to my bed, and she only had her panties on, and I only had my boxers. I pulled my boxers off as she ripped her panties off. She moaned, seeing just how big I was. It didn’t stop her, and I could see how wet her pussy was as she lowered herself onto my cock, moaning. I grunted, thrusting up. She whimpered, rocking her hips, so I thrusted faster. I reached down and rubbed her clit. “Good girl..” I grunted, and I could tell she was close. I thrusted up faster, feeling her walls clench. “Ahh!” She yelled as she came, and I soon followed, moaning as I shot my hot load into her. She kept grinding, riding her wave of pleasure.
by superhornydefinitions May 26, 2024
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Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either than or for pleasure. Sometimes painful on your first go. Now there are 3 main types of sex:
Vaginal sex: When the man's erect penis (any size) goes into the vagina, the semen (cum) gets released and the girl goes through pregnancy. Most popularly done with a condom to protect from STDs and unwanted pregnancies.
Oral Sex: When the girl's mouth goes into the man's penis. Found most pleasurable, but highest risk of STDs
Anal Sex: When the man's penis goes into the girl's anus (butt)
Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either than or for pleasure. Sometimes painful on your first go. Now there are 3 main types of sex:
Vaginal sex: When the man's erect penis (any size) goes into the vagina, the semen (cum) gets released and the girl goes through pregnancy. Most popularly done with a condom to protect from STDs and unwanted pregnancies.
Oral Sex: When the girl's mouth goes into the man's penis. Found most pleasurable, but highest risk of STDs
Anal Sex: When the man's penis goes into the girl's anus (butt)
Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either that or for pleasure.
Now Corey and Sarah were dating for 3 years now, and were still virgin. So one day, Corey wanted to fix that by inviting Sarah over naked. When Sarah stepped in Corey's room, she was SHOCKED, Corey's penis was a TEN INCHER. Immediately she said, "vaginal, oral, or anal?" Corey said, "All three. Vaginal first" So Corey stuck his penis in Sarah's vagina and they HAD A BLAST! The end
Now Corey and Sarah were dating for 3 years now, and were still virgin. So one day, Corey wanted to fix that by inviting Sarah over naked. When Sarah stepped in Corey's room, she was SHOCKED, Corey's penis was a TEN INCHER. Immediately she said, "vaginal, oral, or anal?" Corey said, "All three. Vaginal first" So Corey stuck his penis in Sarah's vagina and they HAD A BLAST! The end
by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021
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