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Metal Guitar Man

Look up metal man and add this... Those who take it to the next step and begin to mimic their fav metal band by taking up the guitar and playing there music for over 6 hours a day trying to perfect the same style of music.
pantera fans I think that says enough...
by metalguitarman May 2, 2005
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French Fry Man

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Comes to life when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing bright orange clothes and hats with yellow M's on them.
The evil French Fry Man Lurks around every corner of every street! Beware!
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man of my word

Someone who believes they are a man of their word (someone who tells the truth, keeps promises, doesnt make outrageous claims) but regularly does the oppisite, while still believing and telling others he is a man of his word.
"Im never smoking again" (Then smoking the next day)
"I didnt steal it, I'm a man of my word" (After stealing the object)
by Trust E April 4, 2008
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perfect man out there

A man who treats his girl like a princess. He is a respectful gentleman who knows how to treat a woman right! They go on picnics, movie dates, and a nice walk in the park. He does not need money to make her happy. The perfect man loves to cuddle and keep his girl happy :)<3
I wish I had the perfect man out there!

Everyone needs a man like mine; he is Mr. Perfect!!!<3

My perfect man just made a fancy dinner in the candlelight ;)
by Plumber Girl 123 October 1, 2013
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hurdy gurdy man

Man with a large penis and balls.
Man with 15 inches and tennis ball size balls.
by R AM BONE January 8, 2005
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poor mans spaghetti

when one takes a massive bowel movement on a downtown city street. he proceeds to let the dump rot in its own filth, until worms or crabs (in special occasions) begin to infest the terd. a homeless man then scoops up the terd thinking it is a tenderly cooked steak ripe for the picking. he takes the dookie and goes to the tallest building in his town and proceed to singe the butt brownie. it should turn black and begin to bubble cooking the anal pie. he proceeds to dine on the delectable dookie.
1. dude he eats poormans spaghetti like i eat taco bell.

2. Child: Mom! I don't wanna eat this, it looks like poor mans spaghetti!

3. Hey, youve had a long day, y dont i whoop us up some poor mans spaghetti!

4. The hobo was unaware of what he was getting into, when he realized, that when he bit into his poor mans spaghetti it tasted as if a yeti had produced his bubbling hellish hershie bar.
by i <3 poor mans spaghetti August 2, 2008
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dirty old man

A man over 40 and 50 yrs old are seeking for young lady or girl age or women by age 15-30 to have sexual fantasy dreams of young lady for to take advantage of dirty old man, besides on their marriage relations. A young lady have known as gold-digger to an rich old ass man. Most young ladys doesn't like the old mans eeewww nasty ass andropausics. Most mans who are over 40 yrs old are suffering andropausics because they want to become younger age like 15 and they feel like their in the young age but they're not young. They also suffer by going to restroom all day, time and everyday.
dirty old man
by MissCubans April 12, 2010
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