Goofy Ball

Referring to the quotes on quotes “Goofy Ball”, a type of rapscallion that is always doubted when sick

Example: “Goofy Ball, why are you always sick”

by PandaBoxer000_[ November 30, 2022

No balls texting

To only have balls to text people shit, not to actually say it to their face.

No balls texting: when one room mate doesn't have the balls to say things to your face so they resort to texting you.

by Kickit kid December 15, 2011

Balls drop

totally not means puberty but instead means becoming infertile

"dude, your balls dropped after Vanessa left you Danny"

by michael bernay May 17, 2022

ball sex anthem

just a song, it doesnt say balk sex thi so im really mad🤬

Ball sex anthem:
Girls call me they with the ball sex, My dick is hard she with the ball sex. or Girls call me they with the phone sex, My dick is hard she with the phone sex.

by Glopnar June 2, 2021

kermet ball sniffer

someone who sniffs someones balls while looking at a pic of kermet the frog

my girlfriends a kermet ball sniffer

by ice nort paint August 23, 2023

Ball-Licker

A ball-licker is radical inclusionist that listens to and respects the opinions of everybody except lesbians, esp. if they're putting the opinions of a man before that of a lesbian woman.

Lesbian #1: Lesbians are women and have historically always been women!
Inclusionist: DIE, TERF SCUM! YOU DON'T GET A SAY, BUT MY FRIEND, A BISEXUAL MAN, DOES!
Lesbian #1: Ugh, he's such a ball-licker.
Lesbian#2: He licks balls ALL day.

by opalescent.lesbian September 10, 2020

STRAIGHT BALL

Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021