Win

You didn't win shit. You collectivized to steal my shit because I made you and your slut daughters cry because you know and they know that they are fucking the fat cocks indiscriminately. So you take your revenge by making my life hell all the while pretending you weren't crying like a bitch a second ago and pretending that I'm not better than you, which I am.

Hym "And it's going to be someone else's daughter who pays the price. You didn't win. You ran because 'you don't think you're better than anyone.' You're trying to avoid giving me credit for my profound accomplishment and if someone doesn't stop you there is no amount of 'Yeah but we had to teach that guy a lesson' that is going to make it up to the person it effects. I'll take my Nobel Peace Prize and my money now."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

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Well I Never! An exclamation of surprise, like a Sir.

"Captain, we've struck an iceberg. The ship's sinking and we're all going to die, even Kate Winslet!"

(Pause for draw on pipe and thoughtful gaze into middle distance)

"Well I Never"

by CycleMichael June 04, 2012

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Heavenism always win

The Heavenism always win fallacy is a logical fallacy by no matter what tier you are I will win even if you debunk every lasts thing I will win

“Go ahead and write results

You’ve committed a fallacy
What fallacy

The Heavenism always wins fallacy”

by Shah sanche March 03, 2024

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For The Win+Win+Win

Rare situation where a seemingly no-win scenario is reframed, redefined and represented, usually through the adjustment of multiple rules sets, until a greater than believed solution appears whereby all parties experience a more than satisfactory outcome provided they can recognize it.

Person 1: I love two people lol my friend who’s always there for me and supports my dreams and the friend I’ve been with, lived with and paid the rent for. What do I do?
Person 2: Whoa - Two options the best and the scrub. Gnarly.
Person 1: yeah either way I’m toast.
Person 2:No way! Right now you’re toast. you carry the scrub. Scrub for the Win, and you Lose-Lose. No bueno. Trust me. Marry the best person you ever met and fuck the scrub For The Win+Win+Win. You know we wouldn’t be here if he didn’t want it, and he wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t right.

by Samael Lucifer Morningstar June 05, 2024

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