Friend: Omg look at that new kid
Other friend: oh yeah that's Steven I heard he has a bbc imma go ask him out
Other friend: oh yeah that's Steven I heard he has a bbc imma go ask him out
by exponentially March 28, 2022
Get the Stevenmug. 
A super charming, handsome and wise man, his heart is super special.
I pretend I don't, but I'm head over heels
If you have a steven never let him go!! He's a keeper and so handsome.
He melts my heart and hypnotise me with his eyes.
I pretend I don't, but I'm head over heels
If you have a steven never let him go!! He's a keeper and so handsome.
He melts my heart and hypnotise me with his eyes.
by Lovellove January 23, 2022
Get the Stevenmug. In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
Get the Stevensmug. by 123AbcStevie September 18, 2023
Get the Stevenmug. Man who can’t even name all the countries in europe and Africa. He’s also bad at Minecraft. Use this on someone and you will be at risk of getting sued for slander.
by Freesalad January 11, 2020
Get the dusty stevensmug. by Hotmilfs.net April 23, 2022
Get the Michael Steven Duncanmug.