Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

dead spit

Dead Spit something that looks extremely like or identical to something else.

1: Ay this girl I saw looks dead spit of kylie Jenner
2: Nah mate, Kylie Jenner is the dead spit of that girl

by GH0ST15 July 1, 2023

spitting in the wind

A futile act.

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.

by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016

cough and spit

to get upset about something

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.

by anonymous October 10, 2020

taco spits

After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits

I drank so much and and some nasty food I woke up with the taco spits

by Colorawdo_crook November 15, 2015

spit shined

Unbelievably clean.

Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.

by ideka July 25, 2016

i hope to spit

Mostly used in rural areas with lots of farming land. It means that for the sake of the person or thing, you hope they don't do something stupid to piss you off or else.

"I hope to spit I never see his mother because I have some choice words for her. "

by SMLMystery1 February 16, 2020