Mask Masochist

An individual or individuals who get pleasure, often sexual, in shaming others for not wearing a cloth cover over their nose and mouth.

On the park trail earlier today, I came across a vitriolic mask masochist named Karen who felt the need to shame me for not being mentally ill like her.

by Mask McMaskerson October 12, 2020

man in the iron mask

A) Said of a relatively little known person born into unfavorable social circumstances who is one day destined to become great.

B) the exact opposite of definition a, a person born into prosperity and wealth who is destined to be delegared to the dustbin of history.

While Marco Rubio or Ben Carson fit definition a) of man in the iron mask, Jeb Bush would sure fit definition b), only because the USA was NOT designed to be a nepotistic monarchy, but a democracy.

by Sexydimma November 10, 2015

Sad mask

You have a special mask for when you are sad so people know you are sad and will make you the center of attention

katie bullies me

The next day wears sad mask

people giving me attention

by Ilans BF November 16, 2021

Masked-skeeto

Two or more persons wearing mask in a group setting.

We saw masked-skeetos everywhere on the way home.

by Dubbpom November 2, 2020

The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.

Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"

by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007

Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves

(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.

by topturkey September 12, 2022

mask technician

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021