You must be smarter than the grass you walk on.

Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach.

"Tim you must be smarter than the grass you walk on."

by Set 9 Weightlifting February 6, 2008

bit off more than I could chew

To try to do more than you are able to do.

I think I bit off more than I could chew when I agreed to paint this house by myself.

by xulapa October 1, 2014

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

by Al_000 May 27, 2023

Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.

You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

by Patricia Bosworth September 4, 2009

bite off more than one can chew

Try to do more then you can handle.

You might bite off more than one can chew if you I take a second job at night.

by Golden Lotus August 15, 2014

hell, he's even more punk than me

a hilarious voice that is found halfway through the NOFX song, "Punk Guy".

*song plays, then pauses*
"hell, he's even more punk than me!"
*remainder of song plays*

by a man. October 28, 2007

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny

Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

by Tim Browne April 3, 2004