spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.

Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-

by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019

spit on the salmon

spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird

"hey bro, do you spit on the salmon"

"only on saturdays"

by HanKarnMedSverd August 26, 2021

spit roast cobb salad toss

A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.

Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show

by RobJeremy June 6, 2022

Tit slit

The very slight and sexually arousing slit that appears when a woman is barely exposing just enough of her cleavage (also known as breasts, "titties", "honkers", "jugs") so as to entice straight men and lesbians. Can often be far more titilating (pun fully intended) than a woman exposing all her top half immediately.

"She was a saucy minx, but not a full on slapper. You could see just the right amount of tit slit"

by Mrmacho September 5, 2014

Cat and the Splat

Sticking "Thing One" and "Thing Two" into the mouth of the blindfolded female participant of an MMF threesome, and trying to climax before she can recite the entirety of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat" from memory.

"My throat is so sore!"

"Are you getting sick?"

"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."

by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

Pegging Spit

When a guy has a 2-girl 3some, but makes them both wear strap-on penises. In this case, the guy gets "put on the spit" and gets fucked in the ass by one girl while sucking off the other girl's dildo.

This originated in Brazil, where the move is known as the AlJardino.

Guy 1: I had a 3some last night!!!
Guy 2: Details
Guy 1: It was a pegging spit, my ultimate fantasy came true
Guy 2: omfg

by McFlyNZ June 11, 2009

garbage spit

The watery liquid composed of various rank household fluids expelled by a garbage truck when it crushes the bags.

I had to stop my dog, Cooper, from sniffing at the garbage spit in the street.

by battags July 18, 2009