September 5th

National dress like your boss day

Boss: why do you look like me

Worker: it’s September 5th, national dress like your boss day

by Pandaman678 September 5, 2021

September 9th

Kiss a lesbian with pink hair day

Basically someone should kiss me this Friday which is September 9th🧍🏽

by Your mom’s side hoe September 6, 2022

September 29

Charlie gotta platonically fuck me

friend: Hey its september 29
charlie: Whelp where we doin it? /p

by cockusballus September 28, 2022

September 29th

National "I love you" day. Do you love someone? Anyone? Romantically or platonically? Well, today is a reminder to tell them how much they mean to you.

G1: "I love you!"
G2: "that was so random. But I love you too!"
G1: "well, it's September 29th."

by Ayobroski September 29, 2021

September 24th

September 24th is the day the smartest, most beautiful, sweetest and nicest people are born. I may not know all of them but I do know one and she has all the qualities described above

Today is September 24th ,you know what that means....

by i_am_your_one.and.only_jake November 23, 2021

September 23rd

National Give head day

“hey derek i gave head to ***** last night on september 23rd”

by awhs new November 27, 2022

September 24th

September 24th is the day the smartest, most beautiful, sweetest and nicest people are born. I may not know all of them but I do know one and she has all the qualities described above.

Today is September 24th , you know what that means....

by i_am_your_one.and.only_jake November 23, 2021