polish sqeezebox

An act involving inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina and an entire fist into the woman's anus.

I gave your mother the ol' polish sqeezebox last night.

by Johnny2Balls June 12, 2017

Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight

No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone

by Largo 7 May 29, 2014

tip polishing

glazing or fan boying over something or someone.

stop tip polishing lebron

by amiriluverr August 15, 2025

Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.

John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.

by anonymous August 8, 2024

Polish Dweefer

Placing hot sauce on your penis, insert penis into anus, fart (dweef) out the penis, and then sucking penis to completion

Do not attempt if you have hemorrhoids. Have fun getting your Polish Dweefer bro.

by Vinnnnnners June 5, 2021

Polish Lisp

When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.

John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."

by Roodeer December 16, 2015

mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.

Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.

by Melancholera May 16, 2014