phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018

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Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.

Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.

by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018

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Phantom hash rock

Noun: When you think a hot rock of hash is burning your skin but its just your imagination.

Dude: Owch! Damn hash rocks, Man. Wait where is it!? Must have been my imagination..
Man: Awh Dude, looks like you had a phantom hash rock.

by famizzle May 31, 2018

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Phanting

Not making sense

You stupid

You not making any phanting

by Pramos June 2, 2018

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That one guy who won't say any naughty words, but can have a mind as dirty as a sailor. He sometimes abandons his friends for irl friends instead of doing ranked with them, but it's alright. He always pulls through with his amazing performances in ranked, sometimes even getting MVP. Kool Kid Jones!!

Man, PhantomIllusions is such a good siege player!

by The Truth Teller-.. June 19, 2018

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