parking lot zombie

When you pull into a store's parking lot and see someone sitting in their car, not shopping, staring straight ahead and presumably waiting for their partner to come back out of the store.

There were tons of parking lot zombies at WalMart this morning - and one of them glared at me!

by ks4isu November 3, 2015

playa parking

The Act of Rockstar Parking, only with a more ghetto presence.

Yo Homie, Bust A Bitch! I Just Seen Some Playa Parking In That Handicap Zone!... What Old Lady!?

by Mike Moody December 7, 2006

celebrity parking

An awesome parking spot. A parking spot near the entrance to where you are going, particularly when there are very few spots available. Also known as "Hil Duff!" (previously "L. Lo"- but no one wants to be her anymore!)

B "Aw, shiiiit, celebrity parking, bitch!"
J "Nice, Hil Duff."

by BBlackout February 14, 2008

Princess parking

Parking within 100 feet of the establishment you want to patronize.

"Gnarly, Dude! I can't believe your terrific parking Karma. You just scored some fantastic Princess parking in front of that burger dive."

by ugglymuttsky June 24, 2009

discord packing

online roasting but on discord.

the discord packing consisted of creedo violating tf outta vlondo.

by creedoW August 13, 2021

one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

by Maria deann December 27, 2007

Papa John's Parking Lot

(Noun): a girl who has a wreaked vagina. The girl is classified as a whore and has sex alot. A girl who is very "lose" and gets plowed in the butt or vagina very often.
Sometimes referred to by short as: PJPL

Justin: "Dude i was with my girlfriend last night and she wanted to do it. But when she took her pants off she was a Papa John's Parking Lot."

Jake: "Wow she must have sex alot to be as lose as a Papa John's Parking Lot."

by The Indo Crew November 25, 2011