Noob Question

A simple-minded question about internet functions that are mechanically simple or require little to no technical prowess to accomplish.

Person 1: Noob question, how do I post in this forum?
Person 2: Click on the "new post" link in the top right!

by Erk Gloom June 9, 2018

Dark Noob

Dark Noob is a NEEEEEEERDD insane adventure doo doo
marcos no espacing now

Person 1: you know who Dark Noob is?
Person 2: yeah a NEEEEEEERDDDDD
Person 3: NEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDDDDD

by RealDark_NoobYT April 27, 2022

Noob Crushing

Going all out on a new player. Often to make the new player stop playing the game.

"He has been noob crushing for three hours now."
"This guy is a noob crusher."

by CrabbyPatty45 January 20, 2022

Wee Noob

A very small YouTuber that posts Pretty good videos

Hey, do you know who Wee Noob is. Ya I do

by Wee Noob January 17, 2021

Hiney Noob

Someone who thinks they’re great at everything, but are actually terrible at them. A Hiney Noob is known to be very aggressive and demanding towards other people, but bring nothing to the table themselves. Never listen to a Hiney Noob.

Friend 1: “Brah my boss sucks. He does not know how to run his company at all.”

Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”

by NippleBob Crane March 5, 2021

Football noobs

Football noobs is a fun addicting game created by Sackboy1055. The lack of scripting makes it fun, it’s getting better updates every day. When there is comp it makes it fun.

‘Football noobs’ has bad scripts but so addictive

by OreoSips March 29, 2021

noob sauce

The substance ejected from an individual when a solid hit is placed upon them, namely in Counter Strike when a weapon pierces a player where pixelated blood is sent streaming from the wound.

Player1: omfg my scout just reamed your head and blew noob sauce all over the wall XD
Player2: omgwtfhax

by Kieran B November 16, 2006