Matthew

Someone who is always by your side no matter what, very nice and always tells you the truth

Girl 1: look over there he’s being really nice

Girl 2: he looks like a Matthew

Girl 1: he needs to be my friend

ect...

by thotgirl2001 March 1, 2019

matthew

that friend who takes all your fuckin dragon fruit thats so damn expensive because your poor and he knows that but he eats it anyway cause hes a fatass

stop eating my food matthew STOPPPPP

by decegggrs May 2, 2019

matthews dick

Very Small

When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder

by The Random F*cker October 20, 2017

Matthew

Matthew is a funny, charming guy that always loves just one person. Treats them amazing and is a really handsome guy. He is really athletic and smart. He could get any lady but sticks by one.

Do you see Matthew over there, man! He's smokin hot!!

by Daddyonthemike July 13, 2018

Matthew Honan

Depressed high school kid who plays lacrosse, acts, and dated a lesbian for 3 months. He has anxiety attacks often and cries his myself to sleep. He’s good at hiding his emotions and appears to be happy and cheerful all the time.

Wow, they look pretty happy. I wonder if they’re a Matthew Honan or if they’re really happy

by Depressed big boi August 23, 2018

Matthew With A Sweater

This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.

That is A Matthew with a sweater, I should stay away.

by Matthew With A Sweater January 26, 2022

matthew ferraro

A beautiful boy and a great boyfriend and has hazel green eyes and is Italian

Matthew Ferraro is the best boyfriend ever

by Matt Ferraro May 16, 2018