Matthew

Trash at maths at fortnite
Really annoying
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Matthew

Matthew is a very tall and very sweet guy. He always knows when your sad and cheers you up. He is good a guitar and likes to work on cars. He has an ever expanding friend group and has special connections with each and every friend. He is an extremely poetic guy...and in my opinion ...I'll never get tired of seeing you
Matthew you are the most amazing friend, and the only boyfriend that I've ever felt this way with
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matthew

that friend who takes all your fuckin dragon fruit thats so damn expensive because your poor and he knows that but he eats it anyway cause hes a fatass
stop eating my food matthew STOPPPPP
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Matthew

Matthew is a funny, charming guy that always loves just one person. Treats them amazing and is a really handsome guy. He is really athletic and smart. He could get any lady but sticks by one.
Do you see Matthew over there, man! He's smokin hot!!
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matthews dick

When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder
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Matthew

A short horrible person. He can be found on his PlayStation 🤮 bragging how he can beat you in Minecraft pvp. His bezzie friend caelan is unable to be heard by Matthews voice as he bellows down his mic. I hope everyone with a Matthew as a friend I wish you all peace
He is such a Matthew
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matthew ferguson

a person who genuinely loves boobs , mainly calls them " tiddies " . always asking , but knowing a careful , kind manner .
person 1 : " did matthew ask you for tiddies too ?

person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "
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