Eldi minute

an eldi minute is similar to a normal minute however it is 413 times longer, so an eldi minute is approximately 24780 seconds or almost 7 hours (413 minutes)

e. g "yo bro ill be on in a minute"

" do you mean a normal minute or an eldi minute"

"buddy."

by TsPmoMachineFromSYBAU August 1, 2025

three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee May 31, 2018

ten minute striker

it takes only ten minutes to orgasm during sex for somebody that is a "ten minute striker" and thus may be bullied for it.

"I bet Josh is a ten minute striker"

by UKnowItsTrue October 20, 2014

Ha! Wait a minute...

When you laugh at something that somebody said out of respect before you realize that the joke was either bad or directed negatively towards you

James: I guarantee that the people around me all have super tiny dicks.
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD

by Retard_Ryan February 3, 2023

pot minutes

The amount of time that seems slowed down while high

You have to feel the measurement in your heart

Ex. Five regular minutes could be around 20 pot minutes

"How many pot minutes has it been?"

"At least 45"

by whateversara January 20, 2018

Minute

Pronounced as my-nute, it is very small.

Look at that minute particle!

by Lianiam April 4, 2023

Soft Minute

A long time, typically several hours or even longer.

Dang bro, I've been waiting on the plug in this parking lot for a soft minute.

by 2 centricle October 21, 2022