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P Load

Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".

Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.

P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.
"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"

"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"
by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021
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Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex
Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.
by Sexydimma October 4, 2024
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load momentum

The process of a video that when the bar of light grey load stops moving, and when you go to watch the video, the load continues to load as you watch the video.
The video's load momentum kept me watching for hours.
by Cedratto October 28, 2018
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Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.
Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?
by Exertus January 31, 2021
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Loading Level Instance

Game developers met with the phrase "Loading Level Instance" for excessive periods of time should interpret this precisely equally to having been told to go fuck themselves.
by Delscorcho April 14, 2022
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three butt loads of fun

the top most level of happiness there is to exist. simply means “have a great time and so much fun” while three guys cum in your butt

100% one of the most fun instances those guys will ever experience
“hey bros, have three butt loads of fun tonight, go get em tiger”
by DRAWEEWEE September 1, 2021
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Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: Hey man how did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
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