Felix jordan

Has a very small willy and no friends

Felix jordan has a small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy

Felix jordan has a very small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Jordan Eaton

The combination of all fountain drinks from a gas station mixed with some good ass liquor.

"Yo bruh you're a child for mixing all those drinks"
"Naw nigga I'm bout to add some liq when I get back to the crib and make a Jordan Eaton"

by OlympusGreen November 25, 2017

jordan and sarah

The best couple ever. Mainly known as, "goals".

Ex: (guy)*points over to "Jordan and Sarah" * THEIR SUCH GOALS!

Jordan and Sarah are goals. Wow look at them, I wish I could be as happy as they are!

by Clarity12idk May 15, 2015

Jordan Patterson

the definition of absolute trash

“raccoons love digging in jordan patterson”

by 123shoes😛 January 2, 2022

jordan betts

child predator that perves on girls that are 13 and when he gets exposed he’s like, oh shit thought she was atleast 16

hey ur pretty cute, don’t tell ranpy boys xo from jordan betts xx

by jordan betts April 12, 2020

jordan bradshaw

Jordan bradshaw Is a cute, loving, hot, and dirty girl who hates people who don't like to be touched (you know what I mean) and loves fuzzy hair. Should always be paired with someone about her height, preferably a Gabriel (search definition).

Wow, that jordan bradshaw and that gabriel. ( WH4T IS G01NG 0N BETW33M TH3M?! )

by Ryan pushtogether May 17, 2016