Jamie

Jamie is the name of a mystical species called "The Wild Jam". She is Italian who can look Mexican, is half black, an American citizen, and shares many traits with South Korean men. Her body morphs into one South Korean man each month, this month is Park Jimin and I.M. She is an amazing artist and her singing voice is like pure honey. Her hair is fabulous and eyebrows on fleek. She's really soft too, and literally knows nothing about reproductive systems. She may look cold on the outside but is extremely welcoming after you get to know her. Of course this doesn't stop her from kicking someone's ass if they mess with her or her friends. Jamie's are also blessed with extreme beauty and such caring and attractive personalities, but cursed with negative thoughts hat make them look away from this. Truly an amazing best friend and if you see her in the school hallway, don't be afraid to make friends with her! She'll give you a lifetime of happiness and fun

Mark: Woah that Jamie is pretty cute
David: Yeah, I wish I was brave enough to talk to her
*in the background*
Jamie: I mean I don't look THAT nice-
Her angry Filipino mom and friends: JAMIE JUST TAKE THE DAMN COMPLIMENT-

by assmuffinthethird February 8, 2018

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Jamie

Jamie is an amazing person. If you meet a Jamie she’s probably Asian but she is really nice and funny and sounds like an Anime Girl. If you find a Jamie you should be her friend, but she cusses a lot once you get to know her

Me: is that Jamie my best friend

by The fake gay guy September 26, 2019

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Jamie

Jamie is a funny girl that loves to sing, dance, and do art. Jamie is always on the internet watching YouTube,she also likes to make YouTube videos. She is also skinny and bubbly and ALWAYS tired. She is beautiful but says she’s ugly

Jamie as a funny girl

by Derptato February 1, 2020

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