internet destroyer

Another name for Microsoft's Internet Explorer. Named such because it ruins half of the content on the internet.
Steve: I can't get this page to load.
Bill: What browser are you using.
Steve: Internet Destroyer.
Bill: Try Mozilla, it usually works.
by MrCC May 09, 2010
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internet libertarian

internet libertarians are usually two or more of the following: white, nerdy, male, suburban, (hostilely) atheistic, and well-off. they usually have close-knit, supportive families as well. a true internet libertarian has never lived for long periods of time in anywhere but an affluent suburb. they are naive, sheltered fucks to a tee. they also tend to be less smug and vocal about their politics IRL - they fear (more) social rejection.

internet libertarians are mostly Randites and Ron Paul Revolution groupies. you will find them preaching their Pollyanna-like views of wanton deregulation/decentralization/isolationism in any sufficiently nerdy online venue - think Slashdot, Reddit, or an imageboard with a political discussion section.

they tend to be excessively fond of dense, idiosyncratic video games like TF2 and Minecraft; channers are more likely to be internet libertarians than most other e-subcultures.
you know the asshole who sits in the back of the class, glued to his laptop? the one who smugly interrupts teacher and student alike? the youth who never lacks for anything except friends, but doesn't get along well with people different from him? yeah, that's your average internet libertarian.
by dejima November 20, 2010
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internet girlfriend

n. A girl on the internet. Internet girlfriends usually have inflated egos because many guys hit on them (over the internet). Internet girlfriends are fat, ugly, smelly, have nappy hair, knobby knees, bruises, and are usually missing some teeth. Internet girlfriends usually hang around internet toughguys, so watch out, if you make fun of them... you might get called a "fag".
internet coolguy: "Oh yeah? Prove you're hot."

internet girlfriend: "Fine. Go to __(gamer picture website)__ and look up __(gamer tag)__."

internet coolguy: "Okay bitch. You wait right here."

(time passes)

internet coolguy: "(group laughing in background) Oh my God, yeah you're totally hot..."

internet toughguy: "You didn't even check you FAG!"
by JimChach January 24, 2006
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internet policing

Internet policing is collection of activiies or strategies aimed at keeping the internet free of crimes.
activities involved in internet policing include electronic profiling,censorship, firewalling,encryption and regulation.
by Adebayo November 16, 2007
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Internet Explorer

When downloaded it finds and modifies files that other web browsers would never touch. It has a tendency to break expensive applications and destroy ever-so-precious files. It cannot render pages designed for browsers other than itself and it is big, clunky and looks like shit. It was once a good browser but M$ decided to abuse its power and force everyone that buys Windoze to use it as a file browser (Windoze Explorer) and a web browser. It is like an ugly weed; once it has sprouted and grown it can never be truly killed because you always leave a small root that will grow back into the ugly weed.
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Installing: Internet Explorer
Progress: Destroying your system! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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by 1010101010110001001100101 January 29, 2011
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internet celebrity

Someone whose credibility ends where real life begins.
"My YouTube video has the square root of pi trillion hits. That makes me an Internet celebrity!"

"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."
by Gerbil Warrior April 17, 2008
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internet opinions

Something you're not allowed to have no matter what and if you try to back it up you get called names so just dont have one.
Person 1- "I commented on my favourite persons video saying i liked it and that they're my favourite then everyone called me names"
Person 2- "Yep thats what happens when you have internet opinions"
by Mrsamskyrim March 09, 2016
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