a very crowded situation (e.g. four people in the back seat of a sedan, the taste of chicago on the 4th of July, etc)
Okay, we are just about ass to ankles back here, Maeby. Do you want to hop on your cousin’s lap there, please?
by Dr Tobias Funke December 14, 2009
An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.
by Satan March 26, 2005
"Steven, where is your stash?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about"
"If you don't tell me where it is I'm going to stash my foot in ass (your)"
"I have no idea what you're talking about"
"If you don't tell me where it is I'm going to stash my foot in ass (your)"
by golfman14 October 22, 2006
my girlfriend just had an ass-gasm
by Kerndog October 26, 2003
The white fragments of toilet tissue that get tangled in the hair around the anus after a particularly wet bowel movement. Unless removed immediately, ass-rice can cause great discomfort.
"The toilet tissue in the public bathroom is so cheap! Not only does my finger break through it but I have to spend several painful minutes picking out the ass-rice left behind."
by sketchpad September 12, 2009
by BlackScorpion March 08, 2003
The lint/fuzz that collects in one's ass crack over a period of time. Composed of excess material from cheap boxers and loose ass/crack hair. Usually found in a tangled mass by itching one's ass crack.
John discovered a massive clump of ass lint buried deep in his ass crack, and flung it at Bryan while typing this.
by Bryan & John May 30, 2006