Ham closet

The snatch .

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..

by Ham closet October 7, 2021

Closet Basic

1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.

“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”

by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023

closet crawler

A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.

Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.

by Sequoianvda March 31, 2023

closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

Closet-Kink

The act of being kinky only when no one else is around.

Jessica Alba was a Closet-Kink because she kept her handcuffs in a lockbox under her bed.

by Grizzly Gaddis March 10, 2011