by me☝️ May 31, 2022
Get the Holding up 4’s mug.Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 9, 2020
Get the Holding the sausage hostage mug.Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Holding your kids hostage mug.Hold on till may comes is a song by a band called Pierce the Viel. When someone says, “hold on till may.” It means to push through the struggles (which can also be S-H) and is also a way of saying “you’ve got this, stay with us.”
Person 1: Hey buddy, I know you’ve been going through a lot, Hold on till may. Everything will get better.
Person 2: Thank you bud, I’ll get better :)
Person 2: Thank you bud, I’ll get better :)
by Maxsamich May 2, 2024
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Get the <.7.9.7.6>Holding, holDing, holdinG<.7.9.76.> mug.Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)
Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!
Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.
Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019
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