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Holding your kids hostage

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Debit Hold-up

When you blow smoke up someone's ass and then they fart the smoke into someone's mouth. An A.T.M. Shotgun, if you will.
I almost didn't survive the Debit Hold-up I did last night. Something flew right into my lung, Ted, and the taste was awful!
by D.R. Hart February 27, 2022
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Holds up the gang sign

Is in love with Tommy D and Sammy D
One who holds up the gang sign (🤟🏻) is in love with Tommy D and Sammy D
by TheLifeEssentialCreator August 22, 2022
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NATIONAL HOLD HANDS DAY

April 2nd is the day when you can hold hands with anyone you love!
Bob: I held hands with Bella and it was amazing

Lily: Yea stupid today is national hold hands day!
by Ang33l March 30, 2022
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two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!
They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!
by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011
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Holding the sausage hostage

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 9, 2020
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