Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Holding your kids hostagemug. by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Holding, holDing, holdinG<.7.9.76.>mug. When you blow smoke up someone's ass and then they fart the smoke into someone's mouth. An A.T.M. Shotgun, if you will.
I almost didn't survive the Debit Hold-up I did last night. Something flew right into my lung, Ted, and the taste was awful!
by D.R. Hart February 27, 2022
Get the Debit Hold-upmug. by TheLifeEssentialCreator August 22, 2022
Get the Holds up the gang signmug. by Ang33l March 30, 2022
Get the NATIONAL HOLD HANDS DAYmug. Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!
by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011
Get the two toe holdmug. Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 9, 2020
Get the Holding the sausage hostagemug.