Floridian Hippie Tar Pit

Shoving a fistful of tobacco up your partners ass, and then covering your hand in a flammable substance and fisting them while your hand is on fire, and inhale the smoke through your ass"

"HEY DAD! LETS DO A FLORIDIAN HIPPIE TAR PIT AGAIN!!"

by Tylixyourass December 14, 2023

Floor hippie

A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.

The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.

by Jbar1997 December 6, 2015

Hippie

Someone who does acid once and thinks they're a hippie automatically. The people from Wyoming in Sweetwater county.

"Dude I did acid last night with Trea so I'm a hippie now"

by ere151515 January 3, 2017

Hippie Killer

Any motorized farm implement that is capable of entangling bell bottom pants and maiming or killing the person wearing them.

That tractor is a real hippie killer. Those wheels are about to snatch him right out of that seat.

by jukeboxhero77 October 11, 2021

Obese Hippy

An unheard of person.

Anyone ever seen an obese hippy at festival?

Nope.

Neither.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 13, 2016

Hippie Maaz

A crazy person who wants to dye his/her hair.
Usually hippie trash.

Person 1: Damn, I really want to dye my hair blue.
Person 2: Man, don't be a Hippie Maaz.

by bloxxor123 May 22, 2016

Hippie rinse

A really quick rinse of anything using minimal if any soap in order to save time and money.

That dish isn't that dirty, just hippie rinse it and put it in the dish drainer.

Dude you smell, could you please take a real shower next time rather than just a hippie rinse?

by Blaznmonk April 22, 2012