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Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.
"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"
by Monkey baws January 12, 2017
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fat cell

A guy filled with energy with his cells having expanded 10-100 times their original size He usually fills roads, and airports single-handedly.
Look at that massive fat cell. He is a moving roadblock filled with energy. He takes the road.
by king KINDER BAR November 26, 2018
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Fat Evan

A quiet kid with an ask who drinks monster
Fat Evan!
Oi, Fat Evan!
by Big man harry June 9, 2021
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fat privledge

The rights certain people are entitled to over other simply because the person is fat.
I have fat privledge so I don't need to run that mile for class.
by The Big Thicc August 12, 2019
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fat hippo

A girl that doesn't use lotion
Guy 1: that girl doesn't use lotion, she looks like a snowman
Guy 2: Yeah shes a fat hippo
by Uglygirlcheeseman October 9, 2018
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friend fat

An excess of friends on social networks like facebook. Usually made up of people you never met or never will.
I'm shedding some friend fat today...

New years resolution: Less fat friends and less friend fat - Hayyyy
by dalethefarmer December 20, 2010
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Mob Fat

When a person gains weight but the fat gives the appearance of gained muscle.

AKA: Muscular but fat.
Officer Brian has gained a lot of weight, but he looks intimidating because he is mob fat!
by OT-2-B-Working.org June 25, 2012
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