friend: “i’m busy today, i can’t go to the movies.”
me: “oh okay.”
*five hours later*
me: sees friend at the movies
me: “i thought you were busy?”
friend: “....”
me:”i’m exing you.”
*friend is now exed*
me: “oh okay.”
*five hours later*
me: sees friend at the movies
me: “i thought you were busy?”
friend: “....”
me:”i’m exing you.”
*friend is now exed*
by aramdomperson January 21, 2018
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by Le??? May 17, 2022
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"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "
by Harry Hen April 20, 2021
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-You'll never guess who I just passed, my not-so-ex!
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-Omg, that guy you had a thing with but never ended up dating?
-Yeah... Him... And just to be clear, the girl over there is the one who ruined our so-called relationship...
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