hipster egg

more commonly known as a ruaidhri
drinks german, swedish beer and swears in braille.
is more commonly found playing black ops screamiong at the people who have killed him for being

annoying

that guys such a hipster egg, screaming at his tv like a child

by coontz March 30, 2016

egg trick

A very rare party trick that includes an egg being balanced on the tip of ones penis.

Person 1: WOW! Do you see Steve showing off his egg trick with grandma Faberge egg?

Person 2: Yeah dude! Steve's a fucking animal! All hail the king of the egg trick, amiright?

by Icy K April 4, 2016

Fuck an Egg

An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.

Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.

Me: oh, fuck an egg.

by Sonotwhat-I-thought November 25, 2019

Egg Fetish

Term describing nerds who enjoy homework

Damn does Billy have an egg fetish

by Seniór Logical May 24, 2019

Egg chode

I’m hockey slang, egg chode is a version of dirty or nasty... pretty much saying your good

“Brooooo...” “that kids fucking egg chode!”

by We’d December 3, 2019

Italian egg

An egg from Italy

Steph is being an Italian egg

by Eggieeees December 3, 2019

King Egg

A very amazing guy whose always sweet, unless you make him mad. He is obviously King of Eggs and will not stand any abuse to his people. Everyone should love King Egg as he loves them.

Eggs: All hail King Egg!

by HahahaImTheBestHahahaSatanOutT April 20, 2019