Butt oyster

This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster

Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!

by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011

Butt feathers

When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather

I need to take a long hot shower to tear apart these butt feathers

by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012

butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 14, 2013

butt scared

Scared so bad your butt clenches

An old dude jump out of the bushes and butt scared me.

by Taldoc3 January 26, 2014

butt boxing

When you and your partner fist each other's asshole

Samantha and I had a great butt boxing session last night

by Yuumuuuuu February 10, 2014

Butt Nusting

To motorboat butt cheeks

Dude, I'm down to go butt nusting tonight.

by FireRock May 9, 2014

Carolinian Butt Plug

The act of taking a Carolina Reaper (the world's hottest chili pepper), cutting slits into it to make it bleed, and then inserting it into the anus.

My friend had to have extensive anal reconstruction surgery due to self inflicted clawing and explosive bloody diarrhea due to trying to get the burn out that was a direct result of a Carolinian Butt Plug.

by Derrick 5043 June 22, 2014