sliced bread is the best thing ever
by hibbert? December 04, 2009
Your name is the best.Whoever is reading this your name is the best because their is no “best name” everyone is equal 😊
Their is no best name for a girl
by I can’t believe this September 06, 2021
A day where it is acceptable for your significant other to fuck their "best friend." This person can be anyone of their choice but is often an ex girlfriend or boyfriend. It may be played off as "just hanging out" but when they don't come home that night you know what happened.
I know it's your first day off but I am going to go over to Trevor's for best friend day. Ignore why Matt is texting me.
by damit187 July 29, 2017
The full phrase is
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"
This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"
"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"
This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"
"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.
Billy: Damn. Eight point buck just standing there. Gun aimed, ready to take the shot, I was so damn sure that I could take a piss without letting go of the gun. But I peed all down the front of my pants, the gun went off before I was ready, that scared the buck who ran right at me and kicked my ribs in.
Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!
Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!
by fronkzippo June 28, 2010
A person I am very thankful for. She helps me to get through my day without even saying a word. I love her so much and she deserves the world <3
by Iamverysadl0l June 04, 2021
There are many bands that compete for the title of "the best band in the world", popular ones include,
-the Beatles
-metallica
-nirvana
-alice in chains
-pink floyd
-led zepplein
-the rolling stones
(all of those are great bands by by the way)
and the list goes on, saying _______ is the best band ever is pretty much saying that thats your favorite band
In my opinion the title for the best band in the world would have to go to the doors, but that's only an opinion and no band can really take the place as the best band in the world unless every single person on the planet liked said band.
-the Beatles
-metallica
-nirvana
-alice in chains
-pink floyd
-led zepplein
-the rolling stones
(all of those are great bands by by the way)
and the list goes on, saying _______ is the best band ever is pretty much saying that thats your favorite band
In my opinion the title for the best band in the world would have to go to the doors, but that's only an opinion and no band can really take the place as the best band in the world unless every single person on the planet liked said band.
Fred: the Beatles are the best band in the world
Mike: hell no! metallica kicks their ass on the stage
Bill: are you kidding? pink floyd all the way
Dan: the doors are better than all of them combined
Tom: lolz U guys R so gay, limp bizkit is by far the best band ever.
Dan, Bill, Fred, and mike settle their differences and beat the living shit out of tina.
Mike: hell no! metallica kicks their ass on the stage
Bill: are you kidding? pink floyd all the way
Dan: the doors are better than all of them combined
Tom: lolz U guys R so gay, limp bizkit is by far the best band ever.
Dan, Bill, Fred, and mike settle their differences and beat the living shit out of tina.
by mr. Sexypants February 18, 2010
Man’s best friend is the vagina.
Without man’s biological attraction to women and their vaginas, humans would not exist.
A woman's vagina is man’s best friend because it makes him feel amazing and loved during sexual intercourse. Men have been known to go to great lengths to gain access to and protect women's vaginas.
Without man’s biological attraction to women and their vaginas, humans would not exist.
A woman's vagina is man’s best friend because it makes him feel amazing and loved during sexual intercourse. Men have been known to go to great lengths to gain access to and protect women's vaginas.
Without Man’s best friend (vaginas) reproduction would be impossible. After Alexa showed me her vagina I couldn't stop thinking about it for a month. It drove me crazy. I almost failed my high school classes.
by Can't deny the truth September 29, 2019