Alex

Alex is an absolute asshole and needs to play cricket

Captain: Are you playing?
Alex: Oh nah my hammy is sore

by Carrot10 October 9, 2017

Alex

He’s a try hard at 8ball and is very slow :)

Alex is funny but not that fast

by Deana malolen June 22, 2019

Alex

A son of a pig. He's that mean popular kid that hates all the nerds. He's usually pretty athletic.

Popular Girl: Oh, I just love Alex.
Me: Go burn in a hole.

by Nerdy Elf June 8, 2018

Alex

The biggest dumbfuck ever to live on the face of the earth. The kind of dumbass to bite his own dick off hoping it grows back bigger.

Alex just inhaled an entire can of sunscreen to get tan.

by mmm gay December 7, 2018

Alex

A nigger that is especially filthy. Usually said in the following phrase: "Alex is a filthy fucking nigger!"

Alex is a really filthy nigger today for some reason.

by DustyRB July 15, 2018

Alex

A dickhead kind of friend. The one that follows you around because your his only friend the kind to not care if a girl is lesbian and to still ask her out. Yeah that’s right Alex you better be reading this bitch. The kind to talk shit about all of his only friends behind there back. The kind to organise a catfish against his best friend ‘as a joke.’ The big dick you thought you where gonna be best friends with forever. The one who ruins your birthday party because he can’t stand not being the centre of attention. He can’t stand not listening to his own shitty new music like XXXTENTACLES or not playing the games he wants to.

ALEX is a big jerk with a tiny dick.

by TOMMY_is_big_cool August 4, 2019

Alex

Alex is a very arrogant and irritating boy. He likes to annoy the girls he likes rather than telling them. He is very childish. He thinks he is so hilarious and will only do what he is told if he feels like it. Acts like an awkward youth pastor.

Alex needs to stop, he's not funny.

by Your Man's Girl January 11, 2019