Flat bread

When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.

Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.

by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020

Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair

Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”

by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021

Flat white

When a white boy gets his ass beat and lays on the floor

If that boy don’t shut up I’ll make him a flat white

by Nightungale January 28, 2021

Flat

can be a term used for a phone as in the battery is dead

Person 1: “can you send me that?”
Person 2: “no my phone is flat”

by lizoge January 30, 2021

B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.

Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.

by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021

flat ass bookin

Moving as fast as you possibly can, usually used to describe a medical helicopter flying as fast as they possibly can in order to save a life.

*sound of helicopter overhead*
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”

by trparky February 16, 2021

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.

She has a flat screen tv.

by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021