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Goblins

A horrible, tactless, lazy, and aggressive individual who constantly seeks to sabotage others for no reason. An uncooperative colleague.
Ms. Goblins called out today because she was sick apparently although, yesterday, she was consuming a giant, double decker sandwich, and was healthy as a goddamn horse!
by Hallaku January 28, 2016
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Ass goblin

A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.
Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018
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dirty goblin

Bloody hilarious go make sure you follow him.
Really funny tells jokes

He is a dirty goblin
by Comedy goblins November 8, 2020
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goblin mode

stinky, lazy and doesn't shower
He was goblin mode
by bigdawgemma December 4, 2024
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cart goblined

(verb) The past tense act of a mythical goblin having stolen the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.
I was in the middle of checkout, but I got cart goblined!
by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021
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Goblin mode

When a animal acts funny or attacks someone for no reason
Speaker1: yo do you see that cat?
Speaker2: yeah man it’s going goblin mode
by UpstartHare3268 May 22, 2023
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BBC Goblin

someone whos so obsessed with black men and black cock that they wont stop yappin to you about it

also known as @xxander.___leaf on instagram
person: i like black men
me: fucken bbc goblin
by ve$t March 21, 2024
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