flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.

"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"

by Sukmydix February 1, 2017

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flat wipe

A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.

Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!

by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn May 6, 2014

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flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022

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Flat Bro

One calls a person a "Flat Bro" if they believe that their intelect is limited.

He is a "Flat Bro" (Every Flat Bro ever)

by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021

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Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .

Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay

by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018

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Flat-A

It's the word when you're a smart ass and you're just such a big piece of shit that you're just a fricken Albert Einstein Mofo.

It's not an A- or an A+ it's just a nice flat and juicy A

Dis dumbass mofo: Yo what'd u got on the test u nasal passage
Dis Smart ass mofo: Haha I got a Flat-A
Dis dumbass mofo: Wow, ur such a nasal passage.
Dis Smart ass mofo: Haha, at least I'm not a refurbished Amarjeet Fifa support.

by JuicyFatPigletSlayer February 5, 2018

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