friend bitch

a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.

"I can't get no pussy because of that friend bitch"

by soopachick April 22, 2010

friend blocker

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.

Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.

by Medford Man December 24, 2009

Friend Curse

Cursing with or at your friends as a joke or to tease them.

Made popular by the movie, Mean Girls.

Friend has a revealing shirt on...
Friend A: Wow, you're such a whore.
Friend B(with low-cut shirt): Thanks, bitch.

Friend C: Oh my god, I can't believe you called Jenny a whore!
Friend A: Geez, chill... It was just a friend curse.
Friend C: ohh hahaa

by JuliRoseBarr November 7, 2010

weather friend

weather friend - an acquaintance with whom the friendship does not progress beyond discussuing more banal topics or exclusively "the weather".

John's just a "weather friend"; it's not as if I know anything about him other than he's hoping for good weather this weekend.

by campbejo May 7, 2010

HelloGoodbye Friend

Friends you never talk to albeit saying "Hello" and "Goodbye" while passing in the halls. These friends are usually people that you have classes with, people you've done a group project with, lab partners, etc.

"Sara is your friend right?"
"Nah, we did a project together last year; she's a HelloGoodbye Friend."

by Saxazax April 23, 2009

fallopian friends

when a group of 2 or more girls have their period at the same time

girl 1: "ugH I HATE CRAMPS!! :("
girl 2: "ugh saME"

girl 1: "OMFG R U ON UR PERIOD???"
girl 2: "YES!!"
both: "FALLOPIAN FRIENDS 4 LYFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by chameleonp00p March 7, 2013

Friend Divorce

When you denounce a friend, or group of friends after a serious falling out. More serious than a simple argument. Usually involves some sort of betrayal from an old friend. Often leads to a cleansing of people who you realized aren't really your friends.

Divorcee: "Scott banged my girlfriend, And the crew thought it was cool"

Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"

Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"

Friend: "and what about her?"

Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"

by rat.man.can July 25, 2014