ur mum

I'm a joke.

ur mum gay

by ur mum January 20, 2019

ur mum

Your hot mum that comes to my house every night for adult playtime 😩

Me: I’m having a kid with ur mum
You: WTF

by ash_slays October 24, 2023

Your Mum

Also known as entity 976. This is a term to describe obese or fat. This has been used by armed americans 8000 times at a minimum a day.

"Oh look its entity 976!"
"do you mean that obese 14 yr old?"
"Yes."
This defines the meaning of your mum in a very realistic way"

by DOOMBOI (I exist) April 10, 2024

ya mum

A whore!

YA MUMS A WHORE

by makingbabieswithmynan May 8, 2017

ur mum

the one i banged last night

i banged ur mum last night

by bangedurmumlastnight April 20, 2021

Mum

A person who loves unconditionally. A character builder and heart healer. The maker and keeper of wonderful memories.

The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world

I love my mum with my whole heart

by Thebestchild March 21, 2020

Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

by yogha September 17, 2023