A condition with which one's lips are huge and they have barely any mental capability. They are also very uncoordinated and retarded.
by IamFUCKINGTHICCCCCC😤💦🍆👌🏿 May 31, 2016
To hunt for the Fail Whale on Twitter. Also known as trying to crash Twitter and get the Fail Whale.
by Gagameup July 26, 2010
A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.
"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"
"...what?"
"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"
"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"
"Man, that's the shit!"
"...what?"
"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"
"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"
"Man, that's the shit!"
by Latisha Jackson August 11, 2007
Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.
Man 2: That sounds awesome.
Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!
Man 2: What the hell is that?
Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.
Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!
Man 2: That sounds awesome.
Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!
Man 2: What the hell is that?
Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.
Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!
by DizzleDoozleDaz January 08, 2011
a whale out of water is a morbidly obese "human" wearing fishnets on numerous parts of its "body". named because it is the size of a whale, is walking on land, and has obviously broken numerous fishermen's nets. its normal habitat is in/around topic and is a good sign to run like fuck and handlefuck some douche bags' cars on the way out.
steve:HOLY FUCK DUDE. i just barfed up a kidney and both my llungs when that whale out of water walked by in nothing but a skimpy bikini and fishnet. god damnit what is this world coming to. and why is the holocaust over???
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag.
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag.
by wewillrockyou December 17, 2006
A expression or phrase used to describe the realtionship with someones stupidity compared to whales.
It was also researched by Adrianna that Whales do perform homosexual-like actions.
It was also researched by Adrianna that Whales do perform homosexual-like actions.
by Coooolnesssx3 February 12, 2008
Those ridiculously fat people who hang around in theme parks or amusement parks, even though they can't possibly fit on the rides. Often surounded by their calfs, those babies too young to enjoy any of the rides. Basically, they have no purpose there other than to wait in long lines for food.
by krazyglu February 10, 2007