Goon

Josh

Josh is a goon

by Strongest Man in Hastings May 20, 2022

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

Mental Goon

Gooning without masturbating to porn.

I am doing semen retention but I still goon to foids on twitter without touching my penis.
When im alone and horny I mental goon but never jerk off I am different.

by Sexlessmentalcelfreak April 11, 2025

Goon

To goon is to jerk off for an extended period of time. Often lasting several hours or even days with breaks to eat or use the bathroom. Gooning often involves multiple sources of pornography ranging from hardcore porn videos to magazines. Sex toys including vibrators, anal toys, and fleshlights are often involved. Drugs such as cannabis, poppers, and amphetamines may also be involved. It doesn’t have to be a solo act but often is as anyone who is gooning is likely a societal outcast.

Person 1: Hey man there’s gonna be a wild party tonight with tons of chicks, let’s go, let loose a little, and have fun.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.

by Mohammad Thabet October 16, 2023

gooning

the weirdest thing since 1996. a form of masturbation that involves maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, intoxicated state. people who do this are called gooners or goons.

gooner (weirdo): yo i just finished gooning for the past 30 minutes
normal human: you're weird

by jermaineee January 17, 2024

Goon

A "Goon" is a crazy ass motorcycle rider who just wants to have fun and ride and is probably adrenaline junky and hits huge ass jumps.

" Bro did you just see him hit that tripple? That dudes a fucking Goon."

by YZ_Kid. February 25, 2018

Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.

You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?

by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024