Browned myself

Browning yourself:

#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.

#2 scared the crap out of yourself.

#3 so amazed you shit yourself.

ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.

Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.

by thespecialedge February 22, 2011

brown clipping

During anal sex, after pulling out completley either accidental or intentional, the accidental brushing of the vaginal area with the penis during the process of reinsertion.

I'm not doing that again. He kept brown clipping me all night.

by Sinmatic May 28, 2016

brown dartboard

When you insert the poop of a person into the anus of another person

Hi, would you like to try a brown dartboard?

by Dylahooga July 29, 2012

Brown Hairadox

HAving natural brown hair, deciding its an awesome idea to dye it another color, than once died deciding how much more awesome of an idea it would be to dye your hair brown.

That crazy female keeps dying her hair from brown to blonde, than back to brown again.....interesting...how brown hairadoxical.

by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011

Bella Brown

1.
The nicest thing you ever can meet.
2.

Future president of the United States

We like to hangout with our weird friend,Bella Brown

by Bella Brown April 6, 2017

Midnight Brown

Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait

Bruh, I totally left a midnight brown in Lance's bed last night. I hope he doesn't roll over!

by The EBT Swashbuckler May 21, 2016

Brown Sneeze

Explosive Shart

Results: the walk of shame

After Jared’s evening of taco tuesday the aroma of ground pepper brought along a sneeze that had an extra surprise that resulted in a brown sneeze

by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020