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Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.
by anonymous November 10, 2020
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stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.
If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".
by QuacksO May 7, 2025
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Head Standing Up

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.
Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball
by head_standing_up July 2, 2023
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Stand Up 24

A grueling necessity for EMS and fire service personnel to get their hours in. This is a 24 hour period during which no sleep occurs.
“Yo, want to come out tonight?”
“No bro, I just did a stand up 24, I’m EXHAUSTED
by Skelly43 May 21, 2024
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alum night stand

A one night stand with someone from your old high school or college.
Dude I had alum night stand with Courtney when I went home over thanksgiving.
by TdaddytroubleTroy February 27, 2016
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Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017
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Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.
I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
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