Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest

She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that

by Jlbowers1980 September 02, 2021

skeet sleet

When a guy or girl is ski-poling and both of the recipients cum on his or her face at the same time.

"Holy shit, did you see that layer of skeet sleet Darrah got covered in ski poling John and Nathan?"

by bingofuel February 09, 2016

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 07, 2011

skeet puff

A bitch that needs to get some dick but is scared

Damn, Hailey sure is a skeet puff

by Dick lover 69 April 13, 2016

clean skeet

When you nut in the toilet, trash can, or any other object or thing and don’t need to clean it up

This time is gonna be a clean skeet because I don’t have time to clean up

by Tooth Brain March 03, 2019

skeet tray

A promiscuous woman with whom ejaculate is destined for the epidermis as to ensure no fertilization of her slutty ass eggs.

I pulled out and nutted on that skeet tray’s back.

by My handle is… October 25, 2018

bout to go skeet

when you are going skeeing

-hey bro im bout to go skeet

-sick can i go to

-sure, but dont tell my girlfriend
-ofcourse bro

by Nogli October 28, 2021