September 3rd

September 3rd is international Shut Up Steven day! Tell all your mates named Steven to shut up.

Toby: Shut up Steven!
Steven: Why Bruh!
Toby: It’s September 3rd

by Fuck Cullen September 02, 2020

September 15th

September 15th is National wear a condom day. On September 15th you must wear a condom if you have sex.

“Yo I’m about to go fuck this girl” “here take a condom it’s September 15th”

by Big daddy676 September 15, 2021

September 1st

September 1st is slap someone butt that’s named Eli/Elijah/Elite or anyone that starts with E because their cute🤍AND THICK

For example:

P1 hey Emily

P2 yess?
P1 slaps butt
P2 what’d you do that for
P1 ITS SEPTEMBER 1ST

by Maddy_lovely August 31, 2021

September 1st

The first day of National No Squirt September

Friend 1: Guess what today is!!
Friend 2: September 1st?
Friend 1: No! It’s National No Squirt Day!

by mdaddie November 07, 2022

September 14

National kiss your girl day

it’s september 14th, i’m gonna go kiss my girlfriend!

by kaiandr September 14, 2021

No Shit September

You wont.

Friend 1: I just finished no shit september!
Friend 2: Dies from large shit

by Big Large Green M&M with lung July 21, 2022

September 12th

Roald Dahl Day!

Its September 12th! exclaimed Roald.

by arwia September 13, 2021