Reach Around

When a male gets a male dog and cuddles with it while fondling it's Weiner.

That guy is giving his dog a reach around.

by Mr. Homophobia July 7, 2023

reatones

When someone atones for their sins again after breaking them.

He reatones for his sins

by Oglit July 17, 2023

Reachny

A really stupid girl, who will try to marry any boy she sees.

Oh my god, she is such a Reachny.

by Someoneyouprobablydon'tknowlol July 24, 2023

Reacharound BJ

In the casino game Blackjack, this term is used when you get a 21 off an Ace being your second card. This is inspired by the sexual maneuver of the same name.

Jane Doe: Nice, you got a little reacharound BJ! That should end the cold streak.
John Doe: Now I just have to make the other 10,000 back...

by DaRealOne64 September 7, 2023

Realtor Elizabeth

A moron who doesn't realize urban dictionary is not a credible source for choosing her customers

Realtor Elizabeth doesn't realize anyone can upload

by PartDoggo October 27, 2023

Reach a mo

Dancing by shaking your hips left and right, while waving arms up and down.

She reach a mo all the time in bed.

by Potato Man7 November 4, 2023

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