1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.
2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.
by The third rick May 12, 2014
Get the chipotle rubmug. I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.
by Jimbo Chicken fucker May 31, 2018
Get the Double rubmug. Getting back to the basics, but aggressive work ethic to churn your butter, with zero wind assist from an electronic device.
by Magic8Bullp May 15, 2021
Get the amish rubmug. 
by Pecoraro11 March 30, 2015
Get the dinner rubmug. When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
by Ulgubulgu February 4, 2020
Get the Rub a dudmug. A term for “hard rubbish” from Melbourne Australia...Rub-a-dub is when you head out looking for hard rubbish on the streets. It was originally started by graffiti crews walking the streets.
1. Hey there’s a pile of Rub-a-dub over there, stop the car!
2. Hey you wanna go out looking for some Rub-a-dub tonight?
2. Hey you wanna go out looking for some Rub-a-dub tonight?
by Aveday February 16, 2021
Get the Rub-a-dubmug.