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Orgasmic Urination

An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”
“OMG the sex was so good I orgasmically urinated!”

I love it when she orgasmically urinates all over my face”

“All women are capable of orgasmic urination, but not all ever achieve it”
by MapleSyrup87 April 8, 2020
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Knowledge orgasm

The moment when you realise that you are an absolute fucking genius and smarter than albert einstein
random don: 'OH MY LORD IM AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS JESUS CHRIST IM SO SMART'
random don 2: wow he must be having a knowledge orgasm
by nathan rice son of rufus September 24, 2022
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Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)
"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"
by D-Street1321 January 2, 2022
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Orgasm-O-Matic

A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.
“Yeah I’m alone this Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna dust off the Orgasm-O-Matic”
by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024
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orgasm

something i never had before.
"my bf is so hot but he never made me have an orgasm"
by bigdickgirl March 24, 2019
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Obvious Orgasm October

You, or someone else, must cause you, or someone else to have an Orgasm. Having an Orgasm or causing someone to have an orgasm each day will result in a pass. Passing will let you move onto No Nut November.
Obvious Orgasm October is hard, but remember it wont count if someone else causes someone else an orgasm!
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017
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